Quote: "We were so young and he was basically a moron about driving. He was physically inept and I had a big crush on him... I tried to help him, but really all I was trying to do was get his attention, you know? It was pathetic, but he never did very well. I'm sorry, he was not a good driver!" Diane Keaton tried and failed to teach her The Godfather co-star Al Pacino how to drive back in the 1970s.
Quote: "I have a lot of hats in my closet. These hats have been around for a long, long time. I’ve been trying a wider brim lately, and I’m all excited about that. I do love hats. I don’t understand why people don't take to them more... They are like shoes; they are my friends." Actress Diane Keaton loves to top off a good red carpet outfit with a good hat and a nice pair of shoes.
Quote: "I take (a Xanax) every single time I go up, that's how afraid I am. And I talk to the captain: 'Is everything going to be OK? Is it going to be a bumpy flight?' And of course it doesn't give me any real reassurance at all, and then I'm still terrified." Actress Diane Keaton's plane trips have become less and less frequent over the years because of her fear of flying.
Quote: "Who's gonna (marry me)... Oh, Channing Tatum? Channing Tatum is actually married to someone else? Not me!... (I want to get married to) Channing Tatum!" Diane Keaton, 69, insists she's too old to tie the knot, but she would consider a union with the Magic Mike hunk. The Annie Hall star has never been married, but her latest Hollywood crush has been married to actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum since 2009.
Quote: "He was sort of like a pitbull (terrier). He kind of attacked me... In my heart of hearts I felt the same way about him and I wanted to just get right with it, but it didn't happen that way - because I'm a professional. It worked out very well for the scene, but I enjoyed it." Diane Keaton on locking lips with Michael Douglas in new film And So It Goes.
Fact: Actress Diane Keaton showed off her fun side during an appearance on America's The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday (29Apr14) by challenging the host to a wine-related game of beer pong. The pair attempted to bounce ping-pong balls into glasses of red wine. Keaton won by default when she caught the ball, sipped the wine and declared, "I won!"
Quote: "He gave me the opportunity... (to have a career). It's all because of Woody Allen. Where would I be? Oh my God, I can't even imagine. I don't know what would have happened without him. I mean he wrote Annie Hall. It was the greatest gift ever given to me by anyone professionally and he's a genius." Actress Diane Keaton stands by filmmaker Woody Allen over allegations he molested his estranged daughter.
Quote: "I told myself I wanted to... but I didn't really want a man that I could have... I wanted the dream." Actress Diane Keaton on why she has never wed.
Quote: "I have a list of all the men I've kissed... The only one I've missed, really, is Matthew MCConaughey." Actress Diane Keaton regrets not having an onscreen romance with the Dallas Buyers Club Oscar winner.
Fact: Oscar winners Michael Douglas and Diane Keaton are to team up on the big screen for the first time as neighbours in Rob Reiner's new comedy And So It Goes. The movie veterans will join World War Z star Sterling Jerins and singer Frankie Valli in the film, which will be shot this summer (13).
Quote: "I'm a big fan... I like that Frank Ocean - he's a genius. I like Kanye West and I like the album he did with Jay Z. I like that Made In America... I cry when I hear that. I love that... and I like the new Justin Timberlake (album)... He's amazing." Actress Diane Keaton on her music taste.
Quote: "He was very sexy, but a different kind of sexy. I mean, we're talking pretty. Like Justin Bieber pretty." Diane Keaton compares her former lover Warren Beatty to the teenage pop star.
Quote: "Mr. Robert De Niro. My god. A legend and also a dear man... I did a movie with him called Marvin's Room a long time ago, but he was a producer. I didn't really know him and he was intimidating to me. But things change." Actress Diane Keaton was once terrified of Robert De Niro, who plays her ex-husband in new comedy The Big Wedding.
Quote: "My thinking about plastic surgery is this. I haven't had it, but never say never. Because when you do, you are definitely going to go there. I said I would never have intercourse before I was married, and I did. I said I would never go to a psychiatrist, and I spent much of my life in psychoanalysis. I've done all kinds of things I said I wouldn't do and, of course, now I'm glad. Thrilled." Diane Keaton refuses to rule out cosmetic enhancement as she grows older.
Quote: "He starts talking and all he's talking about is the computer thing, how the computer was gonna take over the world... and I'm going, 'Yeah, alright...' and then I never saw him again... I thought, 'Is he nuts?' And of course (my) book was written on one of his computers. Do you believe that...? What an idiot I was." Actress Diane Keaton on her one date with late Apple visionary Steve Jobs.
Quote: "Woody is a good-looking man... He had those cool glasses." Diane Keaton on ex-boyfriend Woody Allen.
Quote: "He'd start saying things about the computer, and I'm going, 'I have no interest.' Do you believe it? So that was the end of that." Veteran star Diane Keaton quickly lost interest in late Apple Inc. co-founder Steve Jobs when they dated in the 1980s.
Quote: "Everything was fine until he decided that he was going to remove himself from the pilot seat and come back and visit us, which was not good for me... I tried to be friendly." Diane Keaton on flying with celebrity pilot Harrison Ford.
Quote: "I take a pill and still it doesn't work... The airplane is so frightening to me I have to talk to the captain every time and he thinks I'm an idiot of course, because it is the safest way to travel, apparently." Actress Diane Keaton is a nervous flier.
Quote: "Oh, no! I hate (watching) myself (on film)! Are you kidding? It's the worst thing in the world... it's disgusting." Veteran actress Diane Keaton doesn't watch her own films.
Fact: Actress Diane Keaton turned news anchor on Tuesday morning (09Nov10), as guest co-host of America's The Today Show alongside reporter MEREDITH VIERA.
Fact: Oscar winners Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Swank, Sofia Coppola, Diane Keaton and Jodie Foster will be among the stars honoured at Elle magazine's 17th annual Women in Hollywood gala at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills on 18 October (10).
Quote: "Rachel isn't looking for a lot of friends and a big fat social life. I don't feel like she's drawn toward 'everyone love me' or 'I want to be the richest woman on Earth.' But of course, men fall in love with her like crazy." Diane Keaton lavishes praise on her The Family Stone co-star Rachel McAdams.
Quote: "I don’t really relax much. Like, I can’t go and nap, ever. I’m not interested in relaxing until I hit the sack... I wouldn’t know what to do with a week off." Actress Diane Keaton has no time to relax.
Fact: Actress Diane Keaton is writing a book about the bond she shared with her late mother. Dorothy Keaton, who suffered from Alzheimer's disease, passed away last year (08). The Hollywood star began the memoir shortly after Dorothy's death and the book is slated for a 2012 release.
Fact: Diane Keaton, Tilda Swinton, Dennis Hopper, Nicky Hilton and Red Hot Chili Peppers star John Frusciante were among the celebrity guests at Oscar-nominated director Julian Schnabel's art exhibition at the Gargosian Gallery in Beverly Hills on Thursday (21Feb08).
Quote: "It said life begins at 50. Whereas I can definitely assure you it begins at 60 and stays good just so long as you gosh darn let it." Diane Keaton insists a magazine feature about her in Harper's Bazaar was misleading.
Quote: "We have a seven second delay for you this morning." GOOD MORNING AMERICA TV host Diane Sawyer to guest Ted Danson on Wednesday (16Jan08), a day after actress Diane Keaton let slip the 'F' word on the live morning show.
Quote: "I went into Bloomingdales and I stole two belts. I felt so guilty because then I realised the belts weren't worth it and then I mailed them back to Bloomingdales anonymously." Diane Keaton on her past theft shame.
Fact: Actress Diane Keaton likes to embarrass her adopted children - Dexter, 12, and Duke, seven - by taking them to school in her bare feet.
Quote: "The other day I saw a film called BECAUSE I SAID SO with Diane Keaton, and I thought, 'Here's one of the women we loved most in our 1970s cinema, debasing and humiliating herself in this load of trash.'" British actor Rupert Everett was not a fan of the Diane Keaton-led romantic comedy.
Quote: "We can't both play the one role a year written for the really hot grandmother." Candice Bergen admits she's always competing for parts with best pal Diane Keaton at a tribute to the Annie Hall star on Monday (09Apr07).
Quote: "(She was) very receptive, but chewed through the duct tape at the last minute." Steve Martin jokes about his attempts to woo Diane Keaton during a star-studded tribute to the Annie Hall star in New York on Monday (09Apr07).
Quote: "How is it comfortable...? It's sort of like a sexual experience." Actress Diane Keaton can't understand why girls wear thongs.
Quote: "I can't stand to look at myself, it's the worst experience... It's so miserable and then you hear your squeaky little miserable voice and (you see) your awful face." Diane Keaton hates watching her performances on the big screen.
Quote: "I like the idea of marriage... I think it's wonderful. But you don't want to do it out of desperation." Spinster actress Diane Keaton, 60, has no plans to rush down the aisle, but doesn't rule out marriage.
Quote: "It's time to bring it back. They look good. I'd like to have my own line of that kind of underwear." Diane Keaton on the "granny panties" her character wears in new movie BECAUSE I SAID SO.
Fact: Oscar-winning actress Diane Keaton will be honoured by the Film Society of Lincoln Center at its 34th annual Gala Tribute on 9 April (07) in New York City.
Quote: "When he did that kiss with her, I thought, 'He didn't kiss me like that when we were doing SPEED!'" Sandra Bullock is jealous that Diane Keaton got a steamy kiss from co-star Keanu Reeves while filming Something's Gotta Give.
Quote: "I saw Annie Hall in the theatre after I won the Oscar and I sat down in the theatre and I looked at it and I remember thinking, 'Wow, you are one lucky woman.' I went, 'What was the big deal?'" Diane Keaton thinks she was an unworthy Best Actress Academy Award winner.
Quote: "I'd like to go out authentic." Actress Diane Keaton, 60, refuses to consider plastic surgery or Botox injections.
Fact: <p>Actress Diane Keaton gave her adopted son DUKE a thrill ride over the weekend (11FEB06) when she treated him and a group of his pals to a trip to Disneyland as part of his fifth birthday celebrations. </p>
Quote: <p>"I think I would be a sales person at Woolworths. In the bra department." Hollywood star Diane Keaton ponders what job she would have if she couldn't act. </p>
Quote: <p>"I think I would be a salesperson at Woolworths - in the bra department. That's kind of what I imagine myself as. I got lucky because I worked on my personality." Diane Keaton believes she'd be selling underwear if she didn't become an actress. </p>
Quote: <p>"I was very excited by bras." Diane Keaton on her teenage years. </p>