Prof. Green Gets Mugged, Phones Police, Gets Arrested. Go Figure.

Oh dear. You get mugged, your Rolex gets swiped, so you phone the police, who subsequently arrest YOU. Alright, the Rolex bit isn’t a universal problem, but it’s a pretty bad sequence of events, we’re sure you’ll agree.

“There were no reports of any injured parties. Inquiries into the robbery and the collision are ongoing.” His Made in Chelsea wife Millie Mackintosh wasn’t thought to be at the house when the incident occurred. According to The Mirror, a spokesman for Green declined to comment on the arrest. He has been bailed with instructions to return to a police station at the end of the month.

The Professor had a number one hit with 'Read All About It' in 2011. The song featured Emeli Sande and launched a reasonably successful stint in the charts. He’s been the face of Monster energy drinks having featured in adverts for the company.