All Praise Yeezus! Church Of Kanye West Set Up By Fans

  • 19 January 2014

Kanye West has got some pretty devoted fans, fans who hold on to his every rant and hold his music close to their hearts. Then there are some who REALLY like Kanye, like him enough to set up their own religion based upon the rapper. It's called Yeezianity.


Yeezy is part of the Holy Trinity with Kim K and North West, we assume

A group of annonymous fans under the name of the Church of Yeezus have launched a website preaching the word of the Chicago rapper, outlining the commandments all would-be Yeezians must follow should they want to join the Church of Yeezus. We're not sure whether these fans are being serious or not and if they are then we're not quite sure how to react. Makes more sense than a Kim Kardashian Church we suppose.

Followers of the Church of Yeezus are asked to adhere to the five truths of the religion, which are:

  1. All things created must be for the good of all

  2. No human being's right to express themselves must ever be repressed

  3. Money is unnecessary except as a means of exchange

  4. Man possesses the power to create everything he wants and needs

  5. All human suffering exists to stimulate the creative powers of man

Surprisingly virtuous actually...

Next Page: Sounds good? Want to join the Church of Yeezus?

These all sound refreshingliy moral and not exactly the whims of those following a known egotist who shows little regard for frugality and will never be seen in clothing that is not designer. Maybe there is a side to Kanye that has been ignored by the media after all?


We're sure all Prophets had a penchant for leather pants

For those of you who think the idea of denouncing your faith or picking one up for the first time, all in the name of Kanye West, then there is one rule that the religion's website asks for it's potential followers. Those who wish to join the religion are asked for one thing: "Create for others what you would have created for yourself."

Still sound good? All you need to do then to join up with the Church of Yeezus is to send an email to the address listed on the website holding up a piece of paper declaring your faith. The website asks for would-be followers to send an "unidentifiable picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper or some other creative design stating 'I Believe In Yeezus,'" to the email address on the site.


What a great way to feed his ego