Charlie Sheen Is Getting Married (Again) To Brett Rossi!

Charlie Sheen may look like your average eternal bachelor (on paper, at least) but he loves getting married. So much so, that he’s now doing it for the fourth time. The tiger-blooded Anger Management star proposed to his girlfriend Brett Rossi on Saturday, according to a statement by his publicist for People magazine.

Yes, proposing on Valentine’s day in Hawaii may be the ultimate cliché, but clearly it works – and with good reason. Cue jealousy from girlfriends all across the land. Rossi will be Sheen’s fourth wife, after his marriage to Donna Peele ended in annulment and he divorced Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller.

In a rather poetically-minded statement to People, Sheen talked about his fans’ support for the engagement and their newfound love for Brett – whom they affectionately refer to by her nickname – Scotty.

"With all due respect to Donna –

that maiden Klay-Vinn was annulled.

Therefore,

if "three"

truly is a charm;

The mashup/acronym

of the real CS,

(Charlie & Scottie)

HAS to be;

"Char-M-stee..."

xox

c&s"

Sheen's poetic mood lasted for a while. ****

in a moment 
of
Kray-zee
gratitude;
I got
my gal!!
4evurr!

but I also
have this!
xox
c
#LoveMyKids
#TyB http://t.co/X8TXsaSM09

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 14, 2014

Pardon us if we ask, err... what? Meanwhile, Rossi was a bit more straightforward in her statement for E! News. And, best of all, she gave details: “Yes! We are engaged! He even was a gentleman and got down on one knee. I was not expecting it at all. We had a beautiful Valentine's Day and he proposed to me early this morning after we watched the sun rise.”

"The ring is classic and beautiful, but I don't have any photos to share just yet. This is the happiest moment of both our lives. He's my best friend and my soulmate."

It was obviously a very happy Valentine's.

The start to an epic day! pic.twitter.com/VGAgAGHboI

— Brett Rossi™ (@thebrettrossi) February 14, 2014

Now looks like the time to congratulate the happy couple and wish them all the best in their life together.