Kevin Droney
Occupation
Filmmaker
Wing Commander Review
Bad
You've played the game, now see the movie. Right?
Wrong-o. I've never played the game aside from a 30-minute tour, and now I wish I hadn't seen the movie, either.
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Mortal Kombat Review
Bad
This one's a howler that's so bad it's almost good -- almost. In this infamous adaptation of the popular arcade game series, weird otherworldly semi-immortals bring in three humans by boat to a sort of interplanetary fighting match, the idea being that if the humans lose, the space dudes can conquer earth... or something like that. It's very absurd and all just an excuse to get people fighting again and again and in endless combinations. Alas, none of this is ever able to explain why the space goons can't spell "combat."