Madonna Promises Free Oral Sex To All Hillary Clinton Voters

Madonna has promised to give sexual favours to people who vote for Hillary Clinton in the upcoming presidential election.

The 58 year old pop megastar made the amusing – and, one can only assume, not completely serious – pledge as she introduced stand-up comedienne Amy Schumer to the stage in New York City on Tuesday night (October 18th).

“I’d better get off now because someone insanely funny is about to be on this stage, ladies and gentlemen, one more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy. If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blow job. Okay? I’m a really good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool.”

Of course, the gig took place just a couple of days after Schumer had caused a large part of her audience at her show in Tampa, Florida when she made a joke about Hillary Clinton’s Republican rival Donald Trump.

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“I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow,” Madonna continued as she made her rather alarming promise. Okay, Madge, we get the picture…

The comments were met with a massive round of applause by a slightly startled audience at New York’s Madison Square Garden. It was part of a short(ish) monologue to introduce the Trainwreck star Schumer to the stage, but eventually Madonna had to be ushered off herself as she was eating into her time slightly.

The gesture was a returned favour to Schumer after the 35 year old star performed three support slots for Madonna when she was touring her last album Rebel Heart last year.

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