Chris Pratt is really working his perfect gentleman image. He also somehow manages to come off as an adorable goof at the same time. Case in point: his apology, in advance, for any remarks made during the Jurassic World press tour.

Chris Pratt
Chris Pratt: national treasure.

He doesn’t yet know what he might say in the head of the moment, but Pratt just wanted to cover his back. The actor penned a hilarious sorry letter as he embarks on a worldwide tour to promote the upcoming film.

In a lengthy note posted to his Facebook page, Chris said he wanted to make a "heartfelt apology" for anything he might say, insisting: "I'm just dumb!"

The post was essentially the perfect apology, the Holy Grail for disgraced celebrities, referring to what Pratt dubbed “Jurassic Park-gate.” Note: Jurassic Park-gate has not yet happened. But Pratt just wanted to be on the safe side.

He wrote: "I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #JurassicWorld press tour.

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"I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear.

"I'm the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s)."

He continued: "I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line."

 

Slow clap it out, people.