Fact: Singer Gary Barlow was a surprise winner at Britain's Loaded Lafta comedy awards on Thursday (07Mar13), landing two top prizes. The X Factor and Take That star picked up the Funniest Double Act and Joke Of The Year prizes for an exchange with a contestant on the U.K. version of the show last year (12). Actor Danny Dyer was also honoured at the ceremony in London - he was named Funniest Tweeter.
Quote: "I done a film with Gillian Anderson and in the scene I couldn't 'get it up'. In real life I was aroused." British actor Danny Dyer was left embarrassed after becoming too excited during a sex scene with Gillian Anderson for their 2007 movie Straightheads.
Quote: "I could end up on the streets. I've made some bad decisions recently." British actor Danny Dyer fears for his future after a string of movie flops.
Quote: "There's a Facebook campaign for me to be the next 007 and I'm f**king thrilled about it. That's a mad idea, but I think I could pull it out of the bag." British actor Danny Dyer wants to be the next James Bond.
Quote: "They offered me £200,000 to go on Celebrity Big Brother last year. I wouldn't do it, it's not for me. Why would I want to sit in a room with Z-List celebs dissecting me and my personality? F**k that." British actor Danny Dyer has no interest in taking part on a reality TV show.
Quote: "All I can say is thank f**k ATONEMENT isn't in there. Thank the Lord." British actor Danny Dyer was delighted the Keira Knightley-starring movie wasn't up for the Best Film prize at Thursday's (28Feb08) NME Awards in London.
Fact: British actor Danny Dyer has given himself a festive treat - after becoming boss of his own soccer team. The 30-year-old star is the new chairman of non-league London side Greenwich Borough.
Quote: "Even when she's done up as the QUEEN I'd bang her." British actor Danny Dyer has the hots for DAME Helen Mirren - who has just played British royals QUEEN ELIZABETH I and II in a movie and TV mini series.
Quote: <p>"One minute they were fake-tanning me and the rest of the time I had someone following me around with a f**king umbrella." THE BUSINESS star Danny Dyer finds soaking up the sunshine isn't so easy on a film set. </p>