Jim Morrison's longtime bodyguard TONY FUNCHES has poured scorn on the belief that the rock legend's girlfriend PAMELA COURSON was the love of his life - she was a pain. The Doors legend died in Paris, France, with Courson at his side after spending years dating her, but Funches insists Morrison's girlfriend wasn't the dreamy muse many of his fans think she was - she drove him mad. The minder explains, "Jim was just a regular guy trying to be a decent person and suffering from his own genius at what the world and government had and would become. "Normally he was quiet and calm... but we all dreaded Pamela attempting to show up. (She was like) fingernails on the blackboard. When she was around, Jim was not a person to be liked. She drove the guy up the wall and consequently the rest of us as well."