Jon Cryer Fun Facts, Quotes and Tweets

22nd September 2015

Quote: "It's a total cliche, but in their case it just happens to be true. She really grounds him. He's always got something cooking, but he loves coming back to her, coming home to her." Two and a Half Men star Jon Cryer is convinced his former co-star Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were meant to be together.

7th July 2015

Quote: "Less than a year ago (Ashton Kutcher) and I were married on national TV... Well, (sniff) maybe Mila (Kunis) will succeed where I (sniff, sniff) ...failed... And yes, I was there (at their wedding) But I did not make a scene. We were all very mature about it." Jon Cryer was among the guests at ASHTON KUTCHER and Mila Kunis' wedding in California over the weekend (03-04Jul15). Cryer and Kutcher's characters tied the knot in an episode of their sitcom TWO AND A HALF MEN.

10th April 2015

Fact: Two and a Half Men star Jon Cryer's dad hosed Clint Eastwood down in a prison scene in Escape From Alcatraz. The odd fact came up when Cryer was a guest on U.S. Watch What Happens: Live with Eastwood's actor son Scott on Thursday (09Apr15).

7th April 2015

Quote: "I did it 'cause I could. When you're doing a show for 12 years... I was legally required to keep my hair exactly the way that they wanted it... and then my wife suggested the beard, so I'm going for the global terrorist look!" Actor Jon Cryer felt liberated shaving his head because he was banned from changing his hairstyle while starring on hit sitcom TWO AND A HALF MEN.

6th April 2015

Quote: "God is taking my hair so I said, 'Let's do this God, let's do this!'" Balding former TWO AND A HALF MEN star Jon Cryer explains the reason behind the decision to shave his head.

19th March 2015

Quote: "I was in a bad state right after my divorce, and I certainly didn't feel dateable. I was an emotional basket case... I decided I might as well pay someone for company and certain intimate pleasures so that I could at least get my equilibrium back with the opposite sex. Charlie suggested a few online purveyors he used, as this was when prostitution was gaining a foothold on the Internet." Jon Cryer reveals his former Two and a Half Men co-star Charlie Sheen helped him seek out hookers.

18th March 2015

Quote: "One day during the first season of Two and a Half Men, I got a knock on my trailer door. It was Charlie... and he seemed panicked. (He said), 'Dude! Dude! I need your help'. 'Sure thing,' I said and ended the cellphone call I was on. 'What's going on?' He handed me a heavy shopping bag (and said), '(Wife) Denise (Richards) is coming over and I need you to hide something for me'. 'Oh, boy,' I thought, 'If this is drug paraphernalia...' The bag was filled to the brim with porn." Actor Jon Cryer recalls coming to the aid of his porn-loving former Two and a Half Men sidekick Charlie Sheen.

19th February 2015

Quote: "He has nothing to be ashamed of. It was a little weird because we had one (kiss) the first season and then we got married in the last season, so we had a few... It takes some getting used to." Actor Jon Cryer on kissing Two and a Half Men co-star Ashton Kutcher.

30th October 2014

Quote: "He's a good kisser. I can see what Mila sees in him and I love that I'm married to him before she got her shot at marrying him." Jon Cryer enjoyed locking lips with new dad Ashton Kutcher on an upcoming episode of their hit comedy Two and a Half Men.

24th September 2012

Quote: "Ok, don't panic people. Something has clearly gone terribly wrong. I am stunned... This did not just happen... This is crazy." Actor Jon Cryer was completely surprised and ill-prepared for his shocking Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series win for Two and a Half Men at the Emmys. The actor beat out favourites Jim Parsons and Alec Baldwin and Larry David, Don Cheadle and Louis C.K. for the victory on Sunday night (23Sep12).

24th September 2012

Quote: "I put on fresh bandages this morning and I feel better." TWO AND A HALF MEN star Jon Cryer on preparing for Sunday's (23Sep12) Emmy Awards in Los Angeles after falling from a bike and scraping skin off his arm and leg during a triathlon earlier this month (Sep12).

3rd August 2012

Quote: "You freak out because it's not normal to get a star on the Walk of Fame... so I sort of secretly decided to skulk over there and check it out... and I was recognised by some German tourists, who must think that this is what I do... It's not too far from the truth." Pretty In Pink star Jon Cryer likes to visit his new Walk of Fame honour.

16th September 2011

Quote: "Ashton and I have only really touched on that because when I say his wife and I did a movie back when he was seven, it sounds vaguely like I'm trying to diminish him in some way." Jon Cryer on No Small Affair, the 1984 film he made with new Two and a Half Men co-star Ashton Kutcher's wife Demi Moore.

13th September 2011

Fact: Two And A Half Men and Pretty In Pink star Jon Cryer is to be honoured with the 2,449th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next week (19Sep11).

8th September 2011

Quote: "I have not heard from him. I don't even have his number. He has mine." Actor Jon Cryer has yet to speak to former Two and a Half Men co-star Charlie Sheen since he was fired from the show earlier this year (11).

28th March 2011

Quote: "It's important for an actor to keep out of the public eye. Luckily a lot of talented people are working on shows that are still in production." Actor Jon Cryer pokes fun at his former Two And A Half Men co-star Charlie Sheen's personal and professional troubles during his stint as a guest presenter at the inaugural Comedy Awards on Saturday night (26Mar11). Sheen's headline-grabbing behaviour prompted TV bosses to fire him from the hit sitcom earlier this month (Mar11).

10th March 2011

Quote: "I was in a mood, and I threw that out there... It's a half apology - it's an apol!" Charlie Sheen insists he didn't mean to turn on his Two And A Half Men co-star Jon Cryer after blasting him as "a troll" for failing to publicly support the fired actor in his war of words with show producers.

29th October 2010

Quote: I picked David Duchovny as my nemesis... but I didn't tell him... I was always training to beat David Duchovny, and I did. That was a very satisfying day for me." Actor Jon Cryer on what motivated him to compete in his first triathlon.

22nd April 2008

Quote: "He got me a beautiful vintage watch - he collects those. It's now the most beautiful watch I own." Pretty In Pink star Jon Cryer on what pal and TWO + A HALF MEN co-star Charlie Sheen bought him for his recent birthday.

18th August 2006

Fact: After test audiences booed the original ending of cult 1986 movie Pretty In Pink, which saw Molly Ringwald's character ANDIE romance best friend DUCKIE (Jon Cryer) the cast was called back to reshoot the climax, in which the film's heroine walks off with ANDREW MCCARTHY.

29th January 2006

Quote: <p>"I said, 'My son's name is named CHARLIE, so it'll be perfect - because I have a bunk bed that already says Charlie on it.'" Actor Jon Cryer offers TWO + A HALF MEN co-star Charlie Sheen a place to stay now his divorce from Denise Richards is back on. </p>

14th December 2005

Quote: <p>"I wanted to an astronaut growing up, but then at around 14 I realised I wanted to act like an astronaut, not actually be an astronaut." Actor Jon Cryer. </p>

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