We're confused; first Katt Williams states he's going to quit comedy, but in the same interview, he divulges his plans to buy a massive ferry to live on. Now, that's pretty funny, if you ask us.

The comedian told Komo 4 News of his decision. "I'm just gonna go ahead and announce my retirement from stand-up. I'm kinda done," he said "I've discussed it with my kids, I wasn't gonna do in the middle of a Seattle street, I was going to go to Los Angeles and do it in the offices of ICM or LiveNation." This is a result of his arrest, which happened after he was allegedly involved in a Seattle bar Fight. Because of this ruckus, Williams says he keeps getting kicked out of hotels, and wants to find a nice place to stay until this all blows over: the Washington State Ferry Rhododendron. 

"If they will accept our bid... I will take me and my whole staff on that boat because I still have a court date four days from now and can't leave and I've been kicked out of four hotels in two days and I've been arrested by three different sets of officers four different times detained by two sets of officers," he said. The 48-car ferry Rhododendron had been reported sold for $300,000, but that bid has since been withdrawn