Comedian Mike Myers was baffled when a recent trip to the doctor ended with an unusual diagnosis - excessive masturbation.
The Love Guru star was traveling in Greece when he became ill after eating a bad meal, and claims his doctor was keen to cite the source of his sickness as Myers' insatiable penchant for sexual pleasure.
He says, "I got sick as a dog. The doctor came, and he was Greek, and he knew that I was a comedian, and he just kept saying to me, 'You know what your problem is? Too much malaka.'
"And malaka, evidently, is masturbation."