Adele wants to turn her Los Angeles home into a farm - and is planning on getting a lizard and some chickens.

The 36-year-old singer already has three pet dogs, including her beloved dachshund Louie, and she wants to make a menagerie of cute creatures at her Beverly Hills mansion because she has decided that “people f****** suck” and she prefers animals.

Adele’s son 11-year-old son Angelo wants to add a lizard to the mix so now her Munich shows are over she is going to “foster a lizard” for a while to get used to the reptile’s needs.

Speaking on stage at one of her final 'Adele in Munich' concerts, she said: “I have these shows and then I have my shows in Vegas in October and November. I currently have three dogs and a cat, my son wants to get a lizard, but I know that I'm going to have to end up looking after it, so I'm going to foster a lizard for a while just so I can get used to it, and then I'm sure we'll be best friends. I want to get some chickens, basically I want to have a little farm, that's what I want to do, basically spend all my time with people like you, an audience, and animals, basically because I think people f****** suck, people are really getting on my f****** nerves, people are really getting on my nerves, aren't we just so annoying? We're so annoying. I wish I was a panda, I get so annoyed sometimes that I'm not a panda.”

Adele also revealed that her beloved Louie is now 17 years old and is going senile, but she still adores him in old age.

Talking with a fan who was holding a sign to say his own pet Shih Tzu had passed away, she said: “My little Louie is still alive, I think he might be the oldest wiener dog that's ever lived, I honestly do. He's 17, he's senile, he's crazy. I got him when I was 21 and he was with me in every single studio session when I wrote all of '21', he was with me the whole time. He's actually on Rolling in the Deep, you can actually hear him howl because when I'm hitting a high note he went 'ahooooo'. He used to sit on my lap when I was recording everything.”