Johnny Rico is a federation trooper who has been bumped down from General to Colonel after a catastrophic series of events in the last film. This time he's working on a Martian satellite station training a group of newly recruited troopers, who happen to be less than capable at fighting their imminent bug attack. There's one person who knows that Mars is under serious threat, and that's Sky Marshall Amy Snapp - but she's not about to warn the planet's inhabitants because she wants Mars destroyed for her own socio-political reasons. It's up to Johnny and his less than impressive crew to rid the planet of the new invasion, whether they're prepared or not.
Bats is one of those movies where you have to get popcorn just to throw it at the screen. It is one of those movies where you have to make fun of those little kids scared out of their wits three rows behind you on the other side of the theatre. Most of all, however, it is one of those movies where you have to provide a running commentary.
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The story begs for description but truly makes no sense at all. I'll try my best: Serial killer Jesse Mowatt (Pavan Grover, who also wrote the script) is fried in the electric chair, but it just won't take. He keeps coming back to life! Enter psychologist Diana Purlow (Dina Meyer), who has a kick-ass machine that can turn your memories into video. Somehow she feels this will help matters, and though angry prison warden (Dennis Hopper, yeah baby!) doesn't like the idea, she goes ahead anyway. The subsequent gore is balanced by mealworms crawling out of ears and split-open brains plus a bizarre story about Purlow having an abortion secreted in her past.
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